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Bump Basher T-Shirts

Bump Basher T-Shirts

Regular price $29.97 USD
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Nobody skis a zipper line by accident. You look at it from the chair, you decide, and then you live with the decision for about forty seconds.

Bashing Bumps, Trashing Knees. This is the one that started it, before there was a collection to put it in. Most people read it and nod along about their knees. The ones who ski bumps well will tell you theirs are fine and then explain why yours aren't.

Both groups buy the shirt. Only one of them is in on it.

Product Specs & Care

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Lightweight, so lighter colors can read a little sheer.
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Construction: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, tear-away label.
Fit: Unisex regular. XS to 2XL depending on color.
Print: DTFlex. Sharper, brighter, longer.
Print area: Front, neck collar.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle, mild detergent, similar colors. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed, no fabric softener. Tumble dry low, or hang dry for the longest print life. Cool iron inside out, never directly on the artwork. Do not dry clean.
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