• White t-shirt featuring the slogan “Bashing Bumps Trashing Knees” from nice turns, displayed flat on a neutral background.
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Trashing Knees T-Shirt

Trashing Knees T-Shirt

$29.97 USD
$29.97 USD
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Good bump skiers will tell you their knees are fine, and they mean it. Then they’ll explain why yours aren’t.

The Trashing Knees Tee is the original Bashing Bumps shirt and the one that started the Bashing Bumps collection. The joke belongs to every zipper-line skier who knows technique matters, bad decisions happen, and nobody came all this way to take the groomer.

Do it right and this joke follows you into your sixties. Do it wrong and your knees get the punchline before lunch.

Product Specs
Premium Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
Lightweight Design: 4.3 oz/yd² fabric keeps you comfortable in any season
Classic Fit: Timeless crew neckline with a relaxed, versatile style
Durable Details: Ribbed knit collar retains shape; side seams provide structure
Reinforced Construction: Shoulder tape prevents stretching for long-lasting wear
Print Process: High-quality direct-to-film (DTF) print for vibrant, long-lasting graphics
Printed Areas: Front (two placements) and neck label
Compliance: Meets EU REACH standards
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach or dry cleaning. Iron low if needed.
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